What next?

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

designed-for-life:

Stainless Steel Finger Guard Never cut your finger again while losing visibility because those damn onions are making you cry. You have to also think of the chopping speed increase since there is now no risk involved.

Purchase here.

Someone stated today that the gaming industry cannot and...

kamidoodles:

Someone stated today that the gaming industry cannot and should not change for the “2%” demographic that is female. Since we all know that 85% of statistics are made up on the spot, I’m curious to see how many people in the tumblr sphere are part of this demographic.

If you identify as female please reblog this post.
If you identify as male your post is over here

Please reblog this post only once, and please don’t use the “like” button. I will be counting the # of notes this receives.

Please do not reblog after March 1st, 2013.

For science!

(via pandiibutt)

So I just found out my gastroscopy will be next week which is perfect fucking timing considering I can barely manage to pull myself away from the toilet to write this rant.

I went to go see the gastroenterologist specialist Dr Jason Tye-Din, who runs a speciality clinic at the Royal Melbourne Hospital for coeliacs, (its bulk billed so if youre having a bit of trouble definitely go check him out) hes also been working on the research for the Nexvax vaccine for coeliacs which was how I met him, anyway he suggested that my original tests from way back seemed a little odd and considering my outcome from the cookie challenge I did for the vaccine research he thought it wouldn’t hurt to have another look.

Which takes us to the problem that is Dominos pizza. They fucked up my order the other night and used some base sauce that is so clearly not tomato. I don’t even know what it is, I think its BBQ but since i’ve never actually eaten BBQ sauce im not entirely certain. What I am certain about is that it was totally not fucking gluten free!

Even more annoying is that my dad actually built up the nerve to take me for a driving lesson today only for me to have to cut it short cause my stomach decided it  wanted to paint the dashboard and interior of the car with my insides.

Hopefully being not so completely gluten free isn’t going to fuck up the end results of the test, which would have made this 7 month waiting list completely pointless. 

  • Me: Wow you are a really awesome character. Like holy shit I am in love with you
  • Me: ...
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  • Me: You're gonna die aren't you
  • Character: Yep